SIE trademarks PS6 through 10

The year is 2136, and it’s a beautiful day in New London. As a keen user of what your great-grandfather used to call “the video games” you’re about to purchase a PlayStation 10 to spend some time with on your government-mandated 12 minutes holiday from work. You download the PS10 in a split second, directly to your brain. It costs £9,299. This is all possible because back in October 2019 – before the gluten wars, before the vape mines – Sony Interactive Entertainment trademarked the PS6, PS7, PS8, PS9 and PS10 in Japan.

Gematsu caught the details of these futuristic console trademarks, along with the weirdly-way-more-fascinating news that Bandai Namco has also trademarked “Men’s☆Party.” The party for men, we assume. A casual Google search for “Men’s Party” delivers a prominent picture of Ryan Gosling in a tux. Perhaps he will be there, at the party for men.

The PS5, meanwhile, will be knocking at the door in 2020. BYOB.

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