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Anthony Quinn was also Caine’s co-star in The Magus (1968). In another connection, both movies are equally a bit pants. This is the fourth 1970’s Caine movie that has a Roy Budd soundtrack after Get Carter, Kidnapped and The Black Windmill. Get Carter’s score is by far Budd’s greatest achievement out of these, although his contribution to The Marseille Contract is decent. *I’m only counting connections starting from Caine’s first leading role in Zulu, up to this movie Most Unappetising Bar Snacks: Just look at the disgust on Quinn’s face as he clocks that pile of sad crisps accompanied by a plate of massive 1970s peas and some baked beans sans sauce. He’d had his heart set on a scotch egg and a packet of Wheat Crunchies, bless him. Best Non-Caine Actor: Anthony Quinn as Steve Ventura (who is no relation to Ace Ventura and so, disappointingly, never pretends that he’s speaking out of his bottom at any point) is, at least for the beginning and the end, the lead of the film.I like Quinn, but unfortunately there’s something off about his performance in this. He seems miscast as the womanising irascible DEA agent and, it’s admittedly a miniscule hill to die on, but he really doesn’t strike me as a “Steve”.
He never manages to sell any of his cynical quips, they all just come off as forced and awkward, such as after being told “I can read you like a book” retorting with “don’t tell me the ending”. The worst instance is when a character talks about Brizard “leading a charmed life”, and Ventura responds; “so did my cat…before somebody killed him”. Quinn delivers this line with no trace of irony and instead plays it as if he’s revealing a tragic backstory of cat murder that presumably was the spark that spurred him to fight crime. Quinn was pushing 60 when he made this film and the positioning of him as a sexy macho lead doesn’t really work (especially when we see his sweaty armpit stains). We first see Ventura smoking, presumably post coitus, as a woman does up her blouse in the background. He then proceeds to kiss this poor woman like a hoover that’s caught on the curtains. I don’t want to be too mean to poor Quinn though. In his defence, despite his age, he does believably sell his few action beats. Caine might be James Bond in this but Quinn is a proto geriatric Jason Bourne when he uses his newspaper as a weapon by jamming it in a guy’s eye so that he can do a runner. What follows is a pretty decent chase sequence where Quinn gets to kick over some conveniently placed barrels, run up steps, and do some high kicks (all whilst inexplicably still hanging onto that newspaper throughout the whole chase). James Mason isn’t stretching himself in this, other than occasionally remembering that he’s meant to be French and so having a quick go at the accent before slipping back into his familiar voice. He’s entertaining, but it’s really just a lesser variation on the charming villains that he’s played before in much better movies such as North by Northwest. He does have some nice coloured sunglasses though. My Bleedin’ Thoughts: I knew that I was perhaps in for trouble right from the very opening in which we see some shady men in a car very slowly pursue a man down an alleyway and then ram him into a fence (which he very clearly could move out of the way of, but chooses to just die instead). My hopes picked up a bit when the title then appeared and it looked a bit like it was in the Scooby Doo Where Are You font. However, my initial instincts unfortunately proved correct as The Marseille Contract is ultimately a bit of a stinker. It feels like this may have been inspired by 1971’s The French Connection but all they took from the success of that film was; you need a cop who is a bit irascible and it needs a connection to France. Some positives are that they do make the most of the French location shooting. There’s a nice shot atop a building showing off the Paris skyline, and the sequence in the deserted backend of the train station, where we see Quinn’s silhouette running behind the glass on one of the top floors behind a big grand old clock, whilst henchmen search for him below, is visually striking. I’m not sure if this is the case (there’s very little info I can find about this film online) but it feels as if perhaps the film ran out of money during the shoot, or it had its budget slashed, as it doesn’t hang together as a whole. It feels as if there are integral parts missing. The plot isn’t complicated but I still sometimes found myself confused as to what exactly was going on and what people’s motivations were. The odd structural decision to switch the film’s focus from Ventura to Deray midway through didn’t help either. The intriguing conceit that the film introduces of a lawman whose old friend is now a hitman is never developed in any meaningful way as Deray and Ventura are kept apart for the duration of the runtime. What we get instead is just very generic crime thriller stuff. It’s only a 90 minute film but there’s quite a lot of padding. There’s an unbroken static shot where we see Ventura walk away from the camera down a dock whilst some stereotypical French music plays in the background. This goes on for 35 seconds (I timed it). Nothing is going on in this shot, there’s no reason for it to be there. And then we get the same exact shot set-up (but in the evening) playing over the end credits. Someone clearly wanted to get their money’s worth out of that location shoot. Trivia: This is the first of Caine’s 1970s films that I’ve been unable to find any interesting trivia for whatsoever online, which in and of itself, is kind of a piece of trivia.Although you might be interested to know that on the menu of the DVD copy that I purchased it plays ambient seagull noises whilst you wait.
Overall Thoughts: This is a less than the sum of its parts 70’s Euro action/thriller. Caine is a lot of fun as a suave hitman but Quinn lets the side down as the film’s dull lead. It’s not terrible, but the odd structure and unfocused storytelling make this a bit of a disappointment. It’s not worth seeking out but, if it’s on late at night after you’ve got back from the pub, it will do as a passable piece of pulpy fluff. Rating: Double Double Denim (2/5)Where You Can Watch This: This isn’t currently streaming, and the DVD appears to be out of print in the UK, but DVD and Blu-ray versions are available second hand as well as in international formats.
Up Next: Caine continues his hot streak of films with titles that start with “The”, with The Wilby Conspiracy alongside the late, great, Sidney Poitier. — Thank you for visiting! If you’d like to support our attempts to make a non-clickbaity movie website: Follow Film Stories on Twitter here, and on Facebook here. Buy our Film Stories and Film Stories Junior print magazines here. Become a Patron here.